The Internet, a Complex Series of Tubes

As George P. Landow once said(specifically in Hypertext as Collage-Writing) "authors will employ any feature or capacity that can be varied and controlled to convey meaning." Thus I shall employ a feature of this "Hypertext" and the "Interwebs" to provide you this hilarious piece of history:

SPAM Stuff

For all you SPAM fans out there, stock up on SPAM stuff at the official SPAM Store!
www.spamgift.com

The Wonderful Thing about SPAM,

is SPAM is a wonderful thing.
It has both pork and ham,
and not too many other things.

The Beginning

This is the first post of many. You guessed it, they're gonna be about SPAM - the delicious meat in a can.